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Msg: Ronald McDonalds crazy ass just killed Burger King in front of Dairy Queen over that bitch Wendy. The funeral is at Churches.
U going?
Sex is like McDonalds, I'm lovin it. Pussy is like Subway, eat fresh. Dick is like Gatorade, is it n u? And this joke is like an STD so spread it...

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